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<title>Ol&apos; times</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>I got to see a free, bonus childhood friend, Miss Juanita Lane, proprietress of <a href="http://dulcedesserts.com/gallery.html">Dulce desserts.</a>  Cookies for us!  Yum!  If I lived in Nashville I would be thinking of reasons to order a fancy cake . . . .</p>]]></description>
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<title>Strolling through someone else&apos;s graduation</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>I'm visiting my life-long* friend the Catholic <a href="http://www.vanderbiltcatholic.org/">chaplain for Vanderbilt University</a> for a few days.  For various logistical reasons (remember last year's summer-of-the-tenure-case hell?)  I haven't been to Nashville for a couple of years (he was appointed chaplain in the summer of 2006), so I've had some catching up to do.  We're still working on scheduling lunch with another high school <a href="http://www.sheltonclark.com/">friend,</a> (both of whose parents were also at Vanderbilt with ours, by the way, and with whom I went to school from K-12).</p>

<p>We walked over to the graduation to see part of the procession.  I was struck with how BIG Vanderbilt is - or maybe what a small liberal arts college <a href="http://www.hws.edu/index.aspx">these Colleges</a> are.  Vanderbilt has to have a Jumbotron on the Quad!  The music was shaping up to be splendid, but we left before the faculty procession; I wanted to stay for the headgear, always the highlight of regalia, but Father has a funeral.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.vanderbiltcatholic.org/index.cfm?load=page&page=113">Click and send money to the Chaplaincy.</a>  Father Baker promises to have a more integrated click-and-give function up soon!  </p>

<p>*At the brunch he threw for graduating students, people kept asking how I knew Father.  The simple answer is that all four of our parents knew each other at Vanderbilt - I don't remember not knowing Father.</p>]]></description>
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<category>The South</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 10:21:53 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Death of an Ecclesial Community</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>I've been following the end of Seabury-Western Theological Seminary with some interest - it's always luridly interesting for someone like me to see how a board of trustees can fire an entire tenured faculty by declaring financial exigency.  Hobart and William Smith has a long relationship with Seabury-Western - our previous chaplain, indeed, left these Colleges for a chair at Seabury-Western.  I also have been an irregular reader of <a href="http://akma.disseminary.org/">AKMA's Random Thoughts,</a> a blog from a Seabury faculty member for a few years.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.seabury.edu/about/event.php?story=n_20080424_faculty_notice_staff_cuts.html"><br />
Here's the board's own position on the closure.</a>  Note the wishful thinking in the last paragraph about keeping a doctoral program open.  How do you do that without a faculty?  <br />
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Captain Yips points out a <a href="http://captainyips.typepad.com/journal/2008/04/confidence.html">lo-how-the-mighty-are-fallen moment in the affair</a>: </p>

<blockquote><em>Considering Seabury-Western's collapse, it's worth noting that the Seabury Board thinks that they need $18.7 million, and that this goal "significantly exceeded Seabury’s fundraising capabilities."

<p>It's not a small amount, to be sure, but in the fundraising and nonprofit worlds $18.7 mil is relative chicken feed.  There was a time that a more confident and assertive Episcopal Church could have raised that money (in 1890 dollars) over lunch at the millionaire's table at the Chicago Club, from some guys named Field, Armour, Pullman, Shedd, Higginbotham, and Swift - and for this purpose, the older version of TEC would have had a seat at that table.  Some of the millionaires were, to be sure, scoundrels, but they were civic minded scoundrels, and the amount needed would have barely dented their resources.  Northwestern University's top student charity fundraiser, Dance Marathon, pulls in $700,000 every year.  That Seabury doesn't even consider the effort is an interesting marker on the road to collapse.</em></blockquote></p>

<p>Really.  They didn't try to raise a little less than $20 million to save an institution in Chicago?  Admittedly, the alumni/ae of seminaries are seldom sources of large contributions, but whatever happened to all those rich Episcopalians?</p>]]></description>
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<category>The Church</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 08:48:19 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>The government is subsidizing the development of robots as caregivers for the old.</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>That's from an article about the <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/05/AR2008050502224.html?nav=rss_world">slow-moving demographic collapse of Japan.</a></p>

<blockquote><em>The number of children has declined for 27 consecutive years, a government report said over the weekend. Japan now has fewer children who are 14 or younger than at any time since 1908.

<p>The proportion of children in the population fell to an all-time low of 13.5 percent. That number has been falling for 34 straight years and is the lowest among 31 major countries, according to the report. In the United States, children account for about 20 percent of the population.</em><br />
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<p>via <a href="http://www.cronaca.com/">Cronaca</a><br />
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<category>The World</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 08:10:14 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Pymgy?  Only among whales</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Only among whales can a species get to <a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/05/080507-pygmy-whale.html">21 feet long and still be designated 'pygmy.'</a></p>]]></description>
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<category>Science.  Or Not.</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 08:51:11 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>The power of the visual</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Stage-managing a rally to create a sense of the overwhelming enthusiasm for Change for the Sake of Change - <a href="http://townhall.com/blog/g/082ab837-a4f6-4a7d-bec3-2fff2d27a681">go look.</a>  Yet another sign of the normal behavior of the Obama campaign.  Everyone on both sides does this kind of thing, but it's always nice to get it confirmed.  </p>

<p>Be sure to scroll down for the bumpersticker, too.</p>

<p>via <a href="http://instapundit.com/">Instapundit</a></p>]]></description>
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<category>The World</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 09:30:03 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Times to trust experts and (some) journalists and to distrust (all) politicians</title>
<description><![CDATA[<blockquote><em>If you think for two minutes, you will realize that you have stumbled upon one of those extraordinary cases where people who have spent their whole lives studying a subject actually understand it as well as, or even better than, people who have spent their whole lives scheming to get their hands on as much political power as possible.</em>
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That's <a href="http://meganmcardle.theatlantic.com/archives/2008/05/the_vapidity_of_cable_news_par_1.php">Miss McArdle on the gas tax.</a>]]></description>
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<category>Journalism</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 12:47:38 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Suing Alma Mater</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>About Priya Venkatesan at Dartmouth (I've mainly been following Prof Soltan's <a href="http://www.margaretsoltan.com/?p=3889">coverage</a>) I noted something that I'm not seeing many folks point out.  Venkatesan has her own BA from Dartmouth.  She knew what she was getting into!  </p>

<p>Any idea that mean Ivy League patriarchalists ambushed a nice woman who didn't know the setting is off.</p>]]></description>
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<category>&apos;Higher&apos; Education</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 19:29:45 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Not dead - just grumpy</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Sorry for the hiatus.  I re-hurt my knee* and gosh is it making me grumpy.  Somehow I just can't bring myself to write a cheery blog entry about the show in Venice or about the duty-lunch-gone-well that last weekend in Rome.  GRRRRR.  </p>

<p>*My own damn fault - I helped my parents' yard lad get the rototiller down from and back up into his truck.  Too heavy, I guess, because a few hours later the knee started to swell up again.</p>]]></description>
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<category>Blogging</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 08:20:24 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>The Dissolution of the Universities</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Massachusetts <a href="http://insidehighered.com/news/2008/05/01/mass">proposes taxing endowments over $1 billion.</a></p>]]></description>
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<category>&apos;Higher&apos; Education</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 12:14:02 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Stuff you never find in your local park in America</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,550406,00.html">Swedish boy finds trove of 4,600 silver coins from the 13th C.</a></p>]]></description>
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<category>Archaeology</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 08:29:30 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>News of the Ick</title>
<description><![CDATA[<blockquote><em>But when Hogan arrived at the river that afternoon, he found that not only had the anglers reeled in a 14-foot-long (4.3-meter-long) ray, but that the creature had also just given birth to a dinner plate-size baby. 
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<p><a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/04/080429-giant-stingray.html">Ick!  Monstrous freshwater rays and their dinner plate-sized babies.</a></p>]]></description>
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<category>Science.  Or Not.</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:35:30 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Birdsong!</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>And I awake at 6:58 a.m. to birds!  Noisy birds!  Many different varieties of birds!  I think the <em>centro storico</em> of Rome has two kinds of birds - pigeons and gulls.  Last night my parents put out the leftover catfood (picky picky eater, that Luc) "for the owl."  I heard him hooting in the night, too.</p>

<p>It's good to be home.</p>]]></description>
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<category>Travel</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 13:09:06 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Home after insane travel day</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Home to my parents' house - showered away the grime of 20 hours of travel using a lovely American water heater rather than an inline thingie and ready to collapse into bed.  <br />
<blockquote><br />
oh - I wasn't sleepless at 3:24 a.m. as the time stamp on this entry would have it, but was dazed enough at 9:24 p.m. that I didn't reset the time zone for my computer.</blockquote></p>]]></description>
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<category>Travel</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 03:24:52 -0500</pubDate>
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<title>Il Papa on the Jumbotron</title>
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 <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/29301497@N00/2446163584/" title="photo sharing"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2291/2446163584_a2d66b25a8_m.jpg" alt="" style="border: solid 2px #000000;" /></a>
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  <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/29301497@N00/2446163584/">Or watch him on the Jumbotron</a>
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  Originally uploaded by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/people/29301497@N00/">Michael Tinkler</a>.
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I did get over to the Angelus today.  The weather was beyond perfect and the crowd was bigger than I've ever seen.
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<category>Rome</category>
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